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Nuclear Energy Powder

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:15:11 -0500

Pick your nuclear powder of choice... uranium, plutonium, or radium. Each tube of highly powerful powder is extremely delicious and safe to eat! With 90mg of caffeine per tube you can take in moderation throughout the day for smooth nuclear delivery or down a whole tube in one shot for a massive nuclear meltdown. Each powder has a sweet and tangy flavor - Plutonium Pear, Uranium Yellowcake and Radium Raspberry Lemonade (and you don't get that nasty "radioactive" aftertaste!) Note: the powder will leave a "radioactive trace" of color behind.

Limited time only: The $50,000 nuclear shipping charge has been waived, and only standard shipping charges apply.

Blood Energy Potion

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:28:55 -0500

Blood Energy Potion is the worlds only blood substitute. This blend contains the protein, electrolytes and enzymes you thirst for in a delicious fruit-punch flavor.

Revive Energy Mints 2-Pack

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 01:05:28 -0500

Revive Energy Mints are created with a unique energizing super-foods blend. The Revive 2-Pack is a great way to try-out the mints to see what they can do for you.

What can these superfoods do for you?

Acai:
Promotes Energy & Stamina
Fights Stress Oxidation

Mangosteen:
Fights Free Radicals
Antioxidant Effects

Goji Berry:
Fights Inflammation
Promotes Calmness
Protects Nervous System

SumSeeds Energized Sunflower Seeds

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 00:02:48 -0500

Take the all natural goodness of sunflower seeds, add some energizing caffeine, taurine, lysine, and ginseng, and you've got the ultimate energy snack. The energy infused sunflower seeds are a good source for protein and iron plus they have more energy than most energy drinks. SumSeeds are available in four great flavors so you'll always have an exciting assortment to choose from.

Mint Buzz Bites Dispenser

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:26:44 -0500

You devour Mint Buzz Bites by the dozen and now you've got a huge stack of tins and really don't need anymore. You're in luck! Mint Buzz Bites are now available in a handy 150 count dispenser so you can get more Mint Buzz Bites for your money and less tins. And with all of the tins you already have you can reload your tins so your Mint Buzz Bites will be easily accessible.

Proprietary blend of caffeine, ginseng, taurine and B vitamins, which enhance performance, increase endurance, stimulate metabolism and sharpen that edge that lets you take on life!

One Buzz Bite® contains 25% MORE caffeine than the leading energy drink with more energy producing ingredients (five B vitamins instead of four)

Ideal for students, drivers, sports enthusiasts or anyone who needs a sudden burst of energy.

Buzz Bites Dispenser

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:08:21 -0500

You devour Buzz Bites by the dozen and now you've got a huge stack of tins and really don't need anymore. You're in luck! Buzz Bites are now available in a handy 150 count dispenser so you can get more Buzz Bites for your money and less tins. And with all of the tins you already have you can reload your tins so your Buzz Bites will be easily accessible.

Proprietary blend of caffeine, ginseng, taurine and B vitamins, which enhance performance, increase endurance, stimulate metabolism and sharpen that edge that lets you take on life!

One Buzz Bite® contains 25% MORE caffeine than the leading energy drink with more energy producing ingredients (five B vitamins instead of four)

Ideal for students, drivers, sports enthusiasts or anyone who needs a sudden burst of energy.

Hyper-Nutz Energy Almonds

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:52:45 -0400

They are questions asked by many... are we alone in this universe? Do aliens exist? Did the aliens help build the pyramids? Do aliens visit earth to abduct people? What are the intentions of the extraterrestrials?

Well, we think we've found the answers to all these questions.... Aliens do exist, and they come frequently to earth for our ALMONDS. That's right. They don't abduct people or build pyramids, but they come to earth and using their space-aged technology they infuse almonds with energy enhancing nutrients that they use on their long space voyages across the galaxy. Luckily we've gotten our hands on some of these energy almonds.

The great thing about these aliens is they're really smart. They've taken an all natural product that is a great source of protein and infused it with Caffeine (200mg per bag!), Taurine, Ginseng, and Lysine. (The aliens are also great at packaging and marketing! Such a multi-talented group!)

Buzz Strong's Cookies

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:51:29 -0400

We've never meet Buzz Strong, but he's our hero. He toils night and day baking the only cookie we'd consume in massive quantities. What's so special about Buzz Strong's cookies? Well, he has given his cookies the power of caffeine. Eat four of his cookies and you've had a cup of coffee. Eat four of his cookies and have a cup of coffee and well... you've had the caffeine of two cups of coffee. These gourmet cookies contain no hydrogenated oil or trans fat, only the goodness of dark and white chocolate chips with carefully selected coffee.

Hydrive Energy Chews - Berry Burst

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:16:36 -0400

Hydrive is on a roll with their energy chews... first was the Citrus Burst Chew and new to the line-up is Berry Burst Chew. With 40 mg of caffeine and 33 mg of taurine per chew each Hydrive pouch is packed with enough energy to keep you moving through even the most challenging of days. But Hydrive has also added the nutrients you need for a healthy body. Each serving has 200% Vitamin C, 100% of Vitamins B3, B5, B6, B12, and 10% of the calcium you need on a daily basis. The Berry Burst are designed for a timed release of the the energy to give you an sustained energy level, so pop two when to get you going and then one an hour later followed by one an hour after that to keep you going for a loooooong time.

Loud Truck Energy Gummi - Red Blast

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:02:54 -0400

Loud Truck Red Blast gummies are the super-charged version of their citrus flavored gummies. They've taken all the good stuff in the citrus gummies and DOUBLED it! The Red Blast gummies have twice as much taurine, caffeine, Vitamin C, Vitamin B6, and Vitamin B12. What's all that mean... it means you get the boost of an energy drink in each pack of Red Blast gummies, plus it's loaded with Vitamin C (750%), Vitamin B6 (200%), and Vitamin B12 (100%).