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Rockit Energy Pop

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 03:07:28 -0400

Rockit Energy Pops are perfect for workouts, extended driving, jet lag, late nights, tests, stressful situations, or anytime extra energy and clear thinking is needed. Rockit Pops dont need refrigeration, are very portable and can be carried in a pocket, purse, glove compartment, anywhere that is convenient. All without the unavoidable pit stops from drinks. These five premium flavors are made from the highest quality ingredients to deliver a smooth uplifting energy boost that lasts for hours without the harsh let down so common with other products. Rockit Pops combine caffeine for quick energy, a healthy dose of vitamin B3, B5, B6, and B12 for long lasting energy and clear thinking, and stress relievers for a jitter free calming effect.

MintMallows

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 02:19:21 -0500

The mallow-brains at Caffex continue dreaming up new ways to keep you energized and happy. MintMallows are the latest addition to our stock of puffy caffeinated wonders.

OK. What's the Deal?

The super-caffeinated MintMallows are gourmet marshmallows for grownups who want to stay awake and have clean breath too!

If you love mint and how great it tastes as it caresses your tongue, you are in for a real treat: the all natural mint extract and peppermint leaves saturated marshmallows. But they are much more than that: instant energy, delivered in a luxurious sensation of minty sweetness.

The taste and smell of our mint oil and its active components are quite strong; they feel clean and cool to the mouth as well as soothing to the stomach. Theyll brighten your mood, freshen your breath, and keep you going all at once. MintMallows are easy, quick, and up your socially desirability too!

How are MintMallows Different?

The world already has caffeinated mints. And because of us, it already has super-caffeinated marshmallows. But never has there been the unique triple threat: the super-caffeinated mint marshmallow!

We wanted to keep with the tradition of the finest and most natural ingredients we could find, so we add shreds of peppermint leaves to our secret formula. Peppermint naturally wakes up the mouth, the mind, and sharpens our senses.

Health benefits?

Not that we want you to think of MintMallows as a health food, per se, but peppermint has had a long history of health benefits. It has been used for many centuries to cure what ails people, from sour stomach to bad breath.

Several studies have shown that peppermint oil is effective in relieving irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). In 2007, Italian investigators reported that 75% of the patients in their study who took peppermint oil capsules for four weeks had a major reduction in their IBS symptoms, compared with just 38% of those who took a placebo pill.

There are also findings that topical application of peppermint oil helps relieve tension headaches and that a combination of peppermint and caraway oils can help with recurrent indigestion.

The oil thats extracted from the peppermint plant contains lots of compounds. Menthol is the most abundant and pharmacologically important. Menthol creates that familiar cooling sensation by stimulating nerves that sense cold (your mouth has some of these nerves, which is the reason products containing menthol taste cool); it also inhibits those that react to painful stimuli.

Both the oil and the extract have been also been very popular in helping with digestion after a meal. Peppermint has muscle relaxant properties so it can relax the smooth muscles of the GI tract, allowing for easier passage of food contents. It also seems to be effective in relieving intestinal gas and indigestion. According to the German Commission E Monograph, real peppermint oil or extract is also used to treat cramp-like complaints in the gastrointestinal tract!

You'll go mints for the taste of peppermint in our gourmet, crafted-with-love marshmallow, that also wakes you up out of the doldrums. That's why we made them and that's why you'll love them!

CoffeeMallows

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 01:25:37 -0400

Super-caffeinated CoffeeMallow Squares in a 12-pack! Yes - and each mallow packs the strength of a cup of strong coffee. Twelve pieces of half-ounce coffee marshmallow goodness in a resealable pouch. Ready to snack on as soon as you tear the sealed top off, and any time later. Just reseal and carry on.

CoffeeMallow Squares: 100 mg caffeine. Only 48 calories.

They are still the same marshmallows for grownups, who need to stay awake. They are sill made with the very same Kosher and GMO-Free ingredients. And they are still the one and only CoffeeMallows.

Dont be deceived by the soft, gentle feel as it melts in your mouth. It's fragrant, pillowy sweetness conceals a powerful punch of energy conveniently delivered in one luxurious sensation of softness and flavor. They are an instant keep-awake treat, without the spills, scalding, or stains. CoffeeMallow Squares are quick and clean and most of all, fun!

Be advised, though: They do pack a punch. Especially if you keep munching on them, one after the other. We do NOT recommend that you have more than two (2) at a time.

Joe Buzz Energy Pouches

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:14:13 -0400

Joe Buzz is the revolutionary method of getting energized for hours without filling up on coffee or energy drinks. Joe Buzz is a small pouch filled with coffee and energy supplements that you place between your check and gum just like a cough drop or piece of candy. But unlike a cough drop or piece of candy each pouch contains 130 mg of caffeine plus other energizing stimulants like guarana and taurine. After your body has absorbed all of the energy from the Joe Buzz pouch you simply discard the pouch like you would a piece of gum.

Joe Buzz pouches are marvelous for those times when you need the energy but can't be bothered with the hassle of carrying around a cup of coffee or an energy drink. Each pouch is discrete enough that nobody will know it's there. Now you can power through your day and everybody will be amazed at your endless amount of energy!

Joe Buzz is available is 3 flavors - Watermelon, Mint Chocolate, and Grape. Each packet of Joe Buzz contains 6 pouches. That's the equivalent of six cups of coffee!

Brain Bits

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 02:44:16 -0400

Watermelon flavored bits of brain in a nifty test tube with 50 mg of caffeine. What kind of quality ingredients go into Brain Bits? You get a little bit of frontal lobe, some cerebellum, a pinch of basal ganglia, and a generous portion of hypothalamus. Will Brain Bits make you smarter? No, but they sure taste great and the nice energy boost will keep you going a little longer.

Dried Blood Drops

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 01:57:28 -0400

This one is for all of you vampire's out there. Ever have problems getting your vials of blood through airport security? That's right... no liquids. Not a problem when you have Dried Blood Drops though. The Dried Blood Drops are conveniently packaged in a test tube so you can carry them with you wherever you go. Plus each tube of the Dried Blood Drops has 50 mg of caffeine. The amazing thing is that these energizing Blood Drops actually taste like cherry flavored candy!

ChocoMallows

Sun, 20 May 2012 04:47:28 -0400

ChocoMallow Squares 12-Pack: 12 pieces of half ounce super-caffeinated chocolate marshmallows in a resealable pouch. Ready to devour as soon as you tear the sealed top off, and any time later. Just reseal (if you have the will power) and be on your way! ChocoMallows are for all of us chocolate addicts who also want the kick of a double espresso but without the espresso. They are still the same marshmallows for grownups who need to stay awake. The caffeine is in the marshmallow--without the coffee flavor. All you experience is the soft, gentle feel of a ChocoMallow as it melts in your mouth. The innocent texture conceals a powerful punch of energy conveniently delivered in one large, luxurious bite. Or a few smaller bites. ChocoMallows are your instant wake-up call when what you crave is the pure pleasures of chocolate!

ChocoMallows deliver all the chocolatey goodness of the Royal mahagony cocoa. The richness and deep flavor are imparted by the cocoa butter, the most in any cocoa at 22-24%. At only 66 cents per mallow, who could pass up 100 mg of caffeine and only 50 calories?

Double Kick Energy Candy

Tue, 08 May 2012 03:26:06 -0400

Join the ridiculous flavor revolution in a world of less than stellar tasting energy products. Double Kick Energy Candy is a truly unique and healthy alternative to energy drinks that also has the benefit of GREAT TASTE, convenience and a competitive price. Each tablet has the same amount of energy as an energy drink, and Double Kick has seven great flavors to appease any palate. No other energy candy or energy drink product on the market can match the amazing flavor of these sweet-tart candies! Double Kick is also sustained release so there is no jittery effect or crash on the back end. We guarantee you will love this product!

Each pack contains two of the tastiest energy tablets you've ever had, and with seven awesome flavors to choose from your tongue will always be happy! If you can't decide which flavors you want, then order the Multi-pack and get get 28 packs of mixed flavors. That's 56 tablets!

As the leading energy super source Chemical Evolution is proud to be the exclusive online retailer for Double Kick!

Nuclear Energy Powder-Strontium Strawberry

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:47:46 -0500

Want to find a delicious way to avoid a meltdown of catastrophic proportions? Each fuel rod offers 90mg of caffeine that can be taken throughout the day. Pour the sweet and tangy powder right into your mouth and be astonished as it leaves a "radioactive" trace of color behind.

Nuclear Energy Powder-Uranium Yellowcake

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:36:46 -0500

Want the flavor of a delicious, moist cake straight from the box? Each tube of highly powerful powder is extremely delicious and safe to eat! With 90mg of caffeine per tube you can take in moderation throughout the day for smooth nuclear delivery or down a whole tube in one shot for a huge nuclear meltdown!

Buzz Strong's Cookies-Real Coffee Cookie

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:22:49 -0500

We've never meet Buzz Strong, but he's our hero. He toils night and day baking the only cookie we'd consume in massive quantities. What's so special about Buzz Strong's cookies? Well, he has given his cookies the power of caffeine.

The individually wrapped cookies are large, and each individually wrapped cookie has as much caffeine as a whole cup of coffee.

These gourmet cookies contain no hydrogenated oil or trans fat, only the goodness of dark and white chocolate chips with carefully selected coffee.

Boom Boom Energy Inhaler-Berry Breeze

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:06:57 -0500

A wonderful mix of Raspberry + Blackberry + Strawberry flavors! This Berry Breeze inhaler has all the prevailing ingredients of the original Boom Boom along with additional fruit oils that leave you invigorated!

Boom Boom Energy Inhaler-Tropical Rush

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:02:38 -0500

Love the citrus and tropical flavors blended together? This Boom Boom energy inhaler mixes the refreshing flavors of Lemon + Pineapple + Orange + Grapefruit. The strong citrus scent followed with a pineapple finish! Your nose will love you! Infused with lemongrass and other essential oils, it will leave you wanting more!

Boom Boom Energy Inhaler-Cinna-Mint

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:58:10 -0500

The original flavor of menthol blended with cinnamon is such a pick me up that it will even get the most lethargic person up and going! Used by athletes and professionals alike! Revealed in Thailand by the Boom Boom team in 2004.

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm - Mint

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:31:32 -0500

Yes, you read right. Spazzstick is lip balm infused with caffeine. It was developed by an Alaskan Police Officer who needed both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts. What else could you use to fight chapped lips and fatigue? You need to buy this. Be the envy of everyone on your block. Spazzstick comes in four flavors: Orange Cream, Mint, Vanilla Toffee, and brand new Chocolate Cake.

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm - Vanilla Toffee

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:28:39 -0500

Spazzstick is lip balm infused with caffeine. It was invented by an Alaskan Police Officer who needed both great quality lip balm for the freezing Alaskan weather and the ability to stay awake during his long shifts. What a great product to treat chapped lips and fatigue!

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm - Chocolate Cake

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:25:04 -0500

Spazzstick is a caffeinated lip balm that contains copious amounts of caffeine. Developed by an Alaskan Police officer who needed a good quality lip balm for the Alaskan weather and have the ability to keep him awake and active for his long work shifts. Now he stays awake and is able to enjoy the smell of chocolate cake!

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm - Orange Cream

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:20:47 -0500

Spazzstick is a high quality lip balm that contains caffeine. Caffeine is absorbed directly through your lips as you use it. Spazzstick is the ONLY patented caffeinated lip balm on the market. It is also the only caffeinated lip balm with an orange scent that makes you feel like your walking through a citrus grove!

Firestar Cola Shotz

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:29:50 -0400

Have you ever had that urge for a cola, but you didn't want to drink a cola? You wanted the refreshing cola flavor and nice energy pick-me-up, but you didn't want all the liquid sloshing around in your stomach? It's OK to admit it because you aren't the only one. Colaitis is quite a common affliction actually called, affecting millions of people a year.

Firestar Cola Shotz can cure you're ailment. The Firestar powder has that great Cola flavor you're craving along with a the caffeine kick of a coffee. The 90 mg of caffeine is astonishingly smooth and long lasting. And the packets are small so if you're embassed about your colaitis you can keep them conveniently tucked away in your purse or pocket and no one will ever know.

Firestar Ice Mint Shotz

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 03:33:45 -0400

It's 3 pm and your dragging. You want a pick-me up to get you through the end of the day, but you don't want a massive caffeine overload. Good thing you keep a supply of Firestar on you at all times. You almost forgot that you had them with you because they weigh practically nothing. You pull one out and it's a Shotz... that's perfect because it has just the right amount of caffeine to keep you going through the end of the day.

The Firestar Shotz have roughly 90mg of caffeine, and they're the perfect alternative to a cup of coffee. The mint flavor is cool and refreshing, and the energy deliver is smooth and consistent.

Firestar Ice Mint Max

Sun, 11 Sep 2011 02:29:55 -0400

Oh sweet, sweet energy! How can anything else compare to you? Nothing can compare to a Firestar packet, especially a Firestar Ice Mint Max energy packet. The Max means maximum energy. Like more than 180 mgs of caffeine energy. Like 2 cups of coffee energy. Like more than the biggest, baddest energy drink around. That's a lot of energy to squeeze into a little packet like this. But this isn't "a shoot you through the roof" energy. It's a sustained four hours of smooth energy.

The packets are small and extremely light-weight so there's no excuse for getting caught without an energy booster. They will fit anywhere... in a pocket, a purse, a wallet, or the best place to put them... in your mouth! Just rip open a packet, pour the delicious Mint Flavor in your mouth, and the let energy dissolve into your body.

Up Your Gas

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:18:51 -0400

Up Your Gas... 15 of the most exotic energy substances in one tablet. Kick start your day with one Up Your Gas tablet of extra strength herbal supplements and you'll power your way through your day whether it's a working, studying, or playing. So if you're about to run out of gas, then it's time for you to Up Your Gas!

Here's some of the energy ingredients that will keep you energized: Guarana, ginseng, ginkgo, acai, and many others...

Loco Cocoa

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 03:13:22 -0400

Hot Cocoa typically has 15 mg of caffeine per cup. Of course that's not good enough for us. When we want a hot cocoa we want it massively caffeinated. Loco Cocoa definitely meets our high expectations with 175 mg of caffeine per cup. That's like drinking 11 cups of cocoa!
Loco Cocoa comes in a delicious Double-Dutch Chocolate flavor.

Each bag will give you approximately 38 cups of cocoa

Ginseng Jubilee

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 02:25:30 -0500

Ginseng Jubilee chocolates are packed with Ginseng to offer an alternative energy boost to caffeine. Ginseng has been used for years as an energy enhancer, but it is also is beneficial for stress reduction and as an overall immunity booster. Whether you grab a handful of Ginseng Jubilee for the natural benefits of ginseng or you grab them for the delicious chocolate you're going to love them!

Luck Energy Potion

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 00:17:19 -0500

Feeling a little down on your luck lately. Ever wish there was a convenient way to get a little bit lucky? Well our friends at Harcos Labs have once again produced a magical little bottle of energy... this time with bit of Luck included and a wonderful Green Apple flavor. Can it really be that the Irish Moss is the secret ingredient? There must be more to it than that... Leprechauns dancing a jig while making the potion? Unicorns? Rainbows? Shamrocks? Whatever they've done it works!

Disclaimer: Luck Potion won't make you wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, make you good looking, help you find your lost keys, lost remote control, or lost dog, but with 90 mg of caffeine you'll have plenty of energy to make your own luck!

Zombie Jerky

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 01:57:59 -0500

You've been drinking their blood for months, and now you can get to snack on them too. Zombie Jerky is the world's first artificial green colored beef jerky.

While Zombie Blood runs freely with caffeine the Zombie Jerky does not contain the same energy enhancing capabilities. What's so great about Zombie Jerky? How about 13g of protein per serving, it's delicious, and it's green!

Boom Boom Energy Inhaler

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 01:27:20 -0500

So you need a boost of energy to get you through the next couple of hours, and you want something free of caffeine... then you've got to Boom Boom!

Boom Boom provides a smooth & dynamic energy delivery. The all-natural rush of Boom Boom is best described as a "clean, mental energy that awakens the mind" and can be experienced several times throughout the day without any negative side effects. Get the most out of your mind & body by integrating Boom Boom into your daily routine & feel the instant energy and freshness of Boom Boom.

Boom Boom's nasal delivery takes advantage of the olfactory system's ability to bypass the blood- brain barrier and tap straight into your central nervous system through the nasal mucosa, resulting in a rapid onset of action. In fact, the nasal mucosa have been shown to absorb chemicals with greater efficiency at a rate 10x faster than digestion.

Boom Boom comes in three energizing flavors:

Cinna-Mint
The Original + Cinnamon. Cinna-Mint is a blast of cool menthol blended with cinnamon that is strong enough to awaken the senses of the most sluggish recipient. This flavor is most popular amongst athletes and experienced Boom Boomers who are seeking the most powerful experience. Cinna-Mint most resembles the original Boom Booms, or ya dom poy sian, discovered on Koh Phagnan, Thailand by the Boom Boom team in 2004.

Tropical Rush
Lemon + Pineapple + Orange Grapefruit. The cleanest feeling you'll ever receive from a Boom Boom, Tropical Rush makes you feel as if you just stepped out of the shower and into a tropical rain forest. A strong citrus opening followed by a sweet, pineapple finish - like a citrusy white wine for your ever-so-neglected nose. Infused with lemongrass and other citrus-based essential oils, this is one rush that keeps you coming back for more.

Berry Breeze
Raspberry + Blackberry + Strawberry. An exotic blend of berries and complementary essential oils - a flavor explosion. Berry Breeze contains all of the powerful ingredients of the original Boom Boom with an added dose of fruit oils that leaves you energized and refreshed. The flavors of Berry Breeze are enough to stimulate every nerve in your body!

Love Potion

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 03:03:29 -0500

Love Potions have been around forever, but everyone knows they don't really work. Why don't they work? That is something that no one has figured out until now... the missing ingredient was caffeine (of course!)

Energy Love Potion has all the necessary ingredients for a great energy drink (taurine, caffeine, ginseng), but it also contains the magical Love Potion Blend that has horny goat weed extract and damiana. To top it off it has a delicious pink strawberry flavor,

This potent potion is the perfect gift for Valentine's Day, a special occasion, or just to get some extra energy.

With 90mg of caffeine this little potion has enough energy to keep you going for a long time!

Bath Buzz Caffeinated Lotion - Rosemary Mint - 2oz Travel Size

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:47:16 -0500

Bath Buzz Caffeinated Lotion is the luxurious lotion with a buzz. Use it in the morning to add a radiant glow to your skin while getting a blast of caffeine. The rosemary-mint caffeinated lotion is refreshing and invigorating, leaving your skin tingling with energy! You get a convenient 2 ounce travel size of lotion loaded with caffeine.

Mad Croc Energy Gum

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 02:58:40 -0400

This gum provides the power of a crocodile... and mad one at that! Mad Croc gum has the same energy as a full energy drink in every two pieces. If the caffeine and taurine in this gum is enough to fuel a crocodile then surely it's good enough for a mere human... and there's a flavor for every taste: Cinnamon, Spearmint, Peppermint, and Citrus.

Mad Croc Energy Gum is jumbo sized to provide a long lasting flavor. Each package contains 10 pieces of jumbo gum to keep you chewing, and chewing, and chewing!

BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn

Sun, 31 Oct 2010 02:38:34 -0400

Halloween parties, 4th of July barbecues, chick flicks, slide shows of your parent's vacation... all of these events are just calling for a huge serving of BioFUEL caffeinated popcorn.

This is a flavorful popcorn that's a little bit sweet, a little bit salty and loaded with energy! BioFUEL popcorn starts with premium popcorn kernels and then adds their proprietary blend of caffeine and flavorings. The result is a tasty snack for any occasion. Each bag contains 150 mg of caffeine in the best tasting energy snack ever!

BioFUEL popcorn is packaged in a 3.5 oz resealable, stand-up, zip lock pouch. Can't finish all of your energy snack at one time? Just seal up the package to keep the caffeinated popcorn fresh until the next time you need a boost of energy. (By the way, we dare you to NOT finish a bag of popcorn... we've tried but we have no self control!)

Black Black Gum Tub

Thu, 28 Oct 2010 03:37:11 -0400

Black Black Gum comes straight from Japan, and now it's available in chiclet form. But don't worry, even the chiclets have the legendary Black Black "Hi-Technical, Excellent Taste and Flavor". The Black Black chiclet gum comes in a convenient small tub which easily fits into the cup holder of your car so you'll be sure to never be too far from an instant source of energy. Each tub of gum contains approximately 100 pieces of gum. When was the last time you had "Hi-technical excellent taste and flavor"?

Vibe Energy Gum

Sat, 25 Sep 2010 01:03:44 -0400

There's more to sugar-free Vibe Energy Gum than a healthy dose of 40mg of caffeine per piece. This gum uses a high-tech compressed powder which gives it the advantage of getting the caffeine from the gum to where it does the most good (in your Blood!) four times faster than an average energy drink. The mint flavored Vibe Energy Gum also throws in some guarana and ginseng to round out the energy blend.

Each recyclable aluminum tube has a screw-on cap and holds 10 pieces of Vibe gum which provides you the caffeine content equivalent to 5 cups of coffee.

Perky Jerky

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:46:48 -0400

Perky Jerky is the most tender and tasty beef jerky, flavored with Guarana to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else.

All natural, no MSG, no preservatives, low carbs: Perky Jerky provides lasting satisfaction with no crash, no sugar rush, and no bloating. Just a great, portable and satisfying snack to boost you to the next level no matter what your pursuit.

Each 1oz serving of Perky Jerky contains 75mg of caffeine.

Energy Catalyst

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:41:01 -0400

Take premium tea leaves and coffee beans, use water extraction to get the most natural source of caffeine from them, leave out the sugar, artificial ingredients & calories, and you have the secret to the new Energy Catalyst drink booster. Each Catalyst contains 100mg of natural caffeine for the purest energy around.

Energy Catalyst is easy to use: Snap the top off, squeeze contents to any drink, mix, and get energized! Since Energy Catalyst is flavor free when mixed with any 10 oz or larger drink you can use it to turn your favorite beverage to an energy drink (cranberry juice is our personal favorite).

Maybe you're looking to add some zip to your favorite baked goods... just add an Energy Catalyst into the mix to super-charge your cookies and cakes! The uses are endless....

Each package of Energy Catalyst contains 4 Catalysts.

Power Play Energy Gum

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:08:43 -0400

Looking for an energy gum with a unique flavor? Power Play Energy Gum has a delicious sour orange flavor with the power of an energy drink in each piece. But unlike those energy drinks this pack of gum is easy to carry with you for an instant boost wherever you are, and the Power Play Energy Gum delivers power faster than an energy drink. Power Play gum contains caffeine, taurine, Vitamin C, and a multitude of B Vitamins to deliver a smooth, consistent energy boost. Power Play gum is used by people everywhere for:
Exercising - Increased Performance
Studying - Improve Concentration
Driving - Improve Reaction Speed
Dieting - Stimulate Your Metabolism
Partying - Reduce Hangover Effects

Each pack of Play Play gum contains 5 pieces of portable energy.

Plow On Energy Gum

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:11:37 -0400

What do you do when you couldn't sleep the night before, the days is dragging on, and you've got that huge project to complete.... you plow through it with PLOW ON! Plow On energy gum contains all the necessary ingredients to keep you going...

Caffeine: 100 mg to improve reaction speed, alertness and concentration
Taurine: 5 mg to enhance the energy boost
Green Tea Extract: 5 mg rich in catechin polyphenol, an antioxidant 20 times more powerful than vitamin C
Ginseng: 5 mg to increase the body's resistance to stress, trauma, anxiety and fatigue

Each pack contains 5 pieces of gum.

Zombie Blood Energy Potion

Fri, 28 May 2010 01:58:11 -0400

Some people say consuming too much caffeine will turn you into a zombie. Then you might as well start drinking Zombie Blood to keep the caffeine content of your blood at the appropriate Zombie levels. Besides caffeine you get a boost of other Zombie essential nutrients like D-glucuronolactone, L-phenylalanine, N-Acetyl, L-tyrosine, Glucose, and DL-phenylalanine. Plus there's the iron and protein which any good Zombie Blood will contain. Just don't take this Zombie Blood intravenously. This Zombie Blood has been supplemented with a delicious lime flavor for your drinking satisfaction. Suck one of these down and you'll be in a definite un-zombie like energy boost for four hours.

This Zombie Blood Energy Potion has been treated to remove mutagens to minimize reanimation of lifeless objects, but there is still a small possibility of reanimating undesirable creatures so handle with caution!

Stay Alert Energy Gum

Thu, 20 May 2010 03:02:59 -0400

Attention! Look sharp! Stay Alert!
The US military has the biggest and best... even when it comes to gum, and the gum used by the military to keep soldiers at maximum alertness is available to the everyday common person now. So what's the secret to this gum? Well, it's no secret that when you pack 100mg of caffeine per piece of gum you are going to have maximum energy. Pop a piece of Stay Alert energy gum and you'll not only be alert, but you'll have higher cognitive skills, increased vigilance, and super-human physical performance (OK... almost super-human.)

Each package of Stay Alert gum contains 5 pieces of the highest caffeinated gum made. Using the gum is very simple... chew a piece of gum for five minutes. If your not alert yet (caffeine junkie!) chew a second piece of gum. Now you're good to go for a few hours!!

Stay Alert gum is available in three energizing flavors: Arctic Mint, Cinnamon, and Spearmint.

Nuclear Energy Powder

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:15:11 -0500

Pick your nuclear powder of choice... radium, barium, uranium, strontium or the new rubidium and gallium. Each tube of highly powerful powder is extremely delicious and safe to eat! With 90mg of caffeine per tube you can take in moderation throughout the day for smooth nuclear delivery or down a whole tube in one shot for a massive nuclear meltdown. Each powder has a sweet and tangy flavor - Radium Raspberry Lemonade, Barium Black Cherry, Uranium Yellowcake, Strontium Strawberry and two new flavors Rubidium Rootbeer and Gallium Grape (and you don't get that nasty "radioactive" aftertaste!) Note: the powder will leave a "radioactive trace" of color behind.

Limited time only: The $50,000 nuclear shipping charge has been waived, and only standard shipping charges apply.

Plutonium is no longer available.

Blood Energy Potion

Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:28:55 -0500

Blood Energy Potion is the worlds only blood substitute. This blend contains the protein, electrolytes and enzymes you thirst for in a delicious fruit-punch flavor.

Buzz Bites Energy Chews Dispenser

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 22:08:21 -0500

You devour Buzz Bites by the dozen and now you've got a huge stack of tins and really don't need anymore. You're in luck! Buzz Bites Energy Chews are now available in a handy 150 count dispenser so you can get more Buzz Bites for your money and less tins. And with all of the tins you already have you can reload your tins so your Buzz Bites will be easily accessible.

Proprietary blend of caffeine, ginseng, taurine and B vitamins, which enhance performance, increase endurance, stimulate metabolism and sharpen that edge that lets you take on life!

One Buzz Bite® Energy Chew contains 25% MORE caffeine than the leading energy drink with more energy producing ingredients (five B vitamins instead of four)

Ideal for students, drivers, sports enthusiasts or anyone who needs a sudden burst of energy.

Loud Truck Energy Gummi - Citrus Blast

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 01:01:35 -0400

Take an average citrus flavored gummi bear, pump it full of caffeine, taurine, and vitamins... and you've got a Loud Truck Energy Gummi. These energy gummies are delicious and each package has got you covered when it comes to Vitamin C (375%!!), Vitamin B6 (100%), and Vitamin B12 (50%). The gummies are a great fat-free way to get a smooth, crash-free energy boost.

Peppermint Mocha Mints

Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:25:54 -0400

Another caffeinated mint from our good friends at Oral Fixation. This time it's a peppermint-mocha flavor in their legendary sliding tins. It's like your favorite chocolate flavored espresso drink condensed into a sleek mint and packaged in a classy container.

Jones Soda Candy Sampler

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:20:57 -0500

Get all of the Jones Soda Carbonated Candies in this sampler. Jones Soda Carbonated candies offer a blast of your favorite Jones Soda flavors in a candy that tingles & fizzes on your tongue. You can also throw these into you Jones Soda for a boost of flavor. This sampler contains 11 tins, one of each awesome flavor:

Root Beer
Cola
Cream Soda
Fufu Berry
Orange & Cream
Green Apple
Berry Lemonade
M.F. Grape
Electric Lemonade Sours
Spiked Punch Sours
Limes with Orange Sours

Each tin contains 50 pieces of fizzing & tingling candies that you won't be able to put down!

Health Energy Potion

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:28:56 -0500

If your health is a little low then get a boost with Health Energy Potion. The latest from the makers of Mana Energy Potion the Health Energy Potion packs the same energy boost of the Mana but with a mellow apple-cinnamon flavor. This energy potion will keep you going for a long, loong, looooong time. Health Energy Potion is sugar free, contains Vitamin C, Vitamin B1, Vitamin B6, and Vitamin B12, and is energized by caffeine, taurine and elderberry. The energy delivery is smooth with no crash, and with the equivalent amount of caffeine as TWO of the leading energy drink you can keep going for 5-8 hours easy on a single potion. All this in 50ml and only 25 calories.

If you purchase 12 they come packaged in the cool 12 pack case that you can share with all your friends (or better yet use it all yourself!)

EBOOST Tablets

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:52:05 -0500

Weekday mornings can be a drag, a real drag unless you've got the ultimate in morning energy boosters...EBOOST. That's because EBOOST is not only an energy booster, but it also gives you the nutrients you need for immunity, recovery, and focus. Take a tablet of EBOOST each morning and you'll have a healthy competitive advantage to get you through the entire day. You're friends and co-workers will be astounded with your new found vitality. You're boss will be amazed with your focus and ability to tackle the most ambitious projects with ease. Everybody will wonder how you do it, and only you will know the secret of EBOOST.

EBOOST contains a natural proprietary blend to deliver a sugar-free, crash-free boost of energy, focus, immunity and recovery. Each tube contains 10 effervescent tablets of EBOOST that you add to 8 oz of water and enjoy!

EBOOST Pink Lemonade

Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:58:26 -0500

You already know the power of EBOOST... energy, focus, and immunity in an easy to use packet. Now you can have the power of EBOOST in the new Pink Lemonade flavor. Every purchase of EBOOST lemonade also supports the National Breast Cancer Foundation, so not only can you increase your own well-being with every packet of Pink Lemonade EBOOST, but you can also help with the fight against cancer. Now that's a powerful packet of EBOOST.

EBOOST contains a natural proprietary blend to deliver a sugar-free, crash-free boost of energy, focus, immunity and recovery. Each box contains 20 packets of EBOOST powder that you mix with 8 oz of water.

EBOOST Orange

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:28:18 -0500

Weekday mornings can be a drag, a real drag unless you've got the ultimate in morning energy boosters...EBOOST. That's because EBOOST is not only an energy booster, but it also gives you the nutrients you need for immunity, recovery, and focus. Take a packet of EBOOST each morning and you'll have a healthy competitive advantage to get you through the entire day. You're friends and co-workers will be astounded with your new found vitality. You're boss will be amazed with your focus and ability to tackle the most ambitious projects with ease. Everybody will wonder how you do it, and only you will know the secret of EBOOST.

EBOOST contains a natural proprietary blend to deliver a sugar-free, crash-free boost of energy, focus, immunity and recovery. Each box contains 20 packets of EBOOST powder that you mix with 8 oz of water.

Think Gum

Mon, 10 Nov 2008 01:07:25 -0500

Me like Think Gum. Think Gum good. Me chew some now. Wow! Me starting to feel smarter. Not only does this gum taste good, but it is clearing my mind and ideas are starting to pour out of my mind now. The peppermint, rosemary, vinpocetine, bacopa, and ginkgo biloba are boosting my brain power by focusing my senses, boosting my memory retention, boosting blood flow to the brain, and protecting my brain from those horrible free-radicals.

Then there's the guarana in Think Gum which provides 20mg of natural caffeine to stimulate the brain and provide a nice, even boost of energy for the rest of the body.