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Perky Jerky

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 01:46:48 -0400

Perky Jerky is the most tender and tasty beef jerky, flavored with Guarana to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else.

All natural, no MSG, no preservatives, low carbs: Perky Jerky provides lasting satisfaction with no crash, no sugar rush, and no bloating. Just a great, portable and satisfying snack to boost you to the next level no matter what your pursuit.

Each 1oz serving of Perky Jerky contains 75mg of caffeine. Grab a 2oz package for a total of 150mg of caffeine and save some money in the process!

Energy Catalyst

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:41:01 -0400

Take premium tea leaves and coffee beans, use water extraction to get the most natural source of caffeine from them, leave out the sugar, artificial ingredients & calories, and you have the secret to the new Energy Catalyst drink booster. Each Catalyst contains 100mg of natural caffeine for the purest energy around.

Energy Catalyst is easy to use: Snap the top off, squeeze contents to any drink, mix, and get energized! Since Energy Catalyst is flavor free when mixed with any 10 oz or larger drink you can use it to turn your favorite beverage to an energy drink (cranberry juice is our personal favorite).

Maybe you're looking to add some zip to your favorite baked goods... just add an Energy Catalyst into the mix to super-charge your cookies and cakes! The uses are endless....

Each package of Energy Catalyst contains 4 Catalysts.

Power Play Energy Gum

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 02:08:43 -0400

Looking for an energy gum with a unique flavor? Power Play Energy Gum has a delicious sour orange flavor with the power of an energy drink in each piece. But unlike those energy drinks this pack of gum is easy to carry with you for an instant boost wherever you are, and the Power Play Energy Gum delivers power faster than an energy drink. Power Play gum contains caffeine, taurine, Vitamin C, and a multitude of B Vitamins to deliver a smooth, consistent energy boost. Power Play gum is used by people everywhere for:
Exercising - Increased Performance
Studying - Improve Concentration
Driving - Improve Reaction Speed
Dieting - Stimulate Your Metabolism
Partying - Reduce Hangover Effects

Each pack of Play Play gum contains 5 pieces of portable energy.

Ed Hardy King Dog Mints

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 03:16:01 -0400

King Dog Energy Mints by Ed Hardy are intensely caffeinated to provide you with a energy boost to get you through your hard days of work and play. Each tin contains 38 mints, and each mint contains approximately 20mg of caffeine. So if you pop five of these mints you'll be just as caffeinated as that cup of morning joe you didn't have time for (good thing you've got your King Dog Mints!)

Plow On Energy Gum

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:11:37 -0400

What do you do when you couldn't sleep the night before, the days is dragging on, and you've got that huge project to complete.... you plow through it with PLOW ON! Plow On energy gum contains all the necessary ingredients to keep you going...

Caffeine: 100 mg to improve reaction speed, alertness and concentration
Taurine: 5 mg to enhance the energy boost
Green Tea Extract: 5 mg rich in catechin polyphenol, an antioxidant 20 times more powerful than vitamin C
Ginseng: 5 mg to increase the body's resistance to stress, trauma, anxiety and fatigue

Each pack contains 5 pieces of gum.

Zombie Blood Energy Potion

Fri, 28 May 2010 01:58:11 -0400

Some people say consuming too much caffeine will turn you into a zombie. Then you might as well start drinking Zombie Blood to keep the caffeine content of your blood at the appropriate Zombie levels. Besides caffeine you get a boost of other Zombie essential nutrients like D-glucuronolactone, L-phenylalanine, N-Acetyl, L-tyrosine, Glucose, and DL-phenylalanine. Plus there's the iron and protein which any good Zombie Blood will contain. Just don't take this Zombie Blood intravenously. This Zombie Blood has been supplemented with a delicious lime flavor for your drinking satisfaction. Suck one of these down and you'll be in a definite un-zombie like energy boost for four hours.

This Zombie Blood Energy Potion has been treated to remove mutagens to minimize reanimation of lifeless objects, but there is still a small possibility of reanimating undesirable creatures so handle with caution!

Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks

Fri, 28 May 2010 01:47:17 -0400

Why would you want to keep up with the Joneses when you can be the Joneses. When you whip out your designer Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks all of your friends will be amazed. Everybody will want to be you... the person with the coolest caffeinated chocolate candy around. Your popularity will soar. People will be gawking at you as you walk down the street with your highly caffeinated dark chocolate Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks (and with 600mg of caffeine you'll be walking down the street very fast.) You'll be on top of the world... until people realize they can go to Chemical Evolution and buy Ed Hardy Chocolate Rocks for a few bucks. But you might as well live it up while you can.

Ed Hardy Coffee Rocks

Fri, 28 May 2010 01:46:22 -0400

Ed Hardy Coffee Rocks give you that little extra something you're looking... a caffeinated milk chocolate candy with a delicious coffee flavor and 600mg of caffeine in a box. If you don't need 600mg of caffeine in a single sitting then only take a few Ed Hardy Coffee Rocks now and take some more in an hour to keep a nice consistent caffeine boost going. And of course you'll be really cool doing it because these are Ed Hardy caffeinated candies. But who cares about being cool when you've got a great tasting caffeine candy with an awesome caffeine boost.

Stay Alert Energy Gum

Thu, 20 May 2010 03:02:59 -0400

Attention! Look sharp! Stay Alert!
The US military has the biggest and best... even when it comes to gum, and the gum used by the military to keep soldiers at maximum alertness is available to the everyday common person now. So what's the secret to this gum? Well, it's no secret that when you pack 100mg of caffeine per piece of gum you are going to have maximum energy. Pop a piece of Stay Alert energy gum and you'll not only be alert, but you'll have higher cognitive skills, increased vigilance, and super-human physical performance (OK... almost super-human.)

Each package of Stay Alert gum contains 5 pieces of the highest caffeinated gum made. Using the gum is very simple... chew a piece of gum for five minutes. If your not alert yet (caffeine junkie!) chew a second piece of gum. Now you're good to go for a few hours!!

Stay Alert gum is available in three energizing flavors: Arctic Mint, Cinnamon, and Spearmint.

Nuclear Energy Powder

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:15:11 -0500

Pick your nuclear powder of choice... uranium, plutonium, radium, or the new barium or strontium. Each tube of highly powerful powder is extremely delicious and safe to eat! With 90mg of caffeine per tube you can take in moderation throughout the day for smooth nuclear delivery or down a whole tube in one shot for a massive nuclear meltdown. Each powder has a sweet and tangy flavor - Plutonium Pear, Uranium Yellowcake, Radium Raspberry Lemonade, Barium Black Cherry, or Strontium Strawberry (and you don't get that nasty "radioactive" aftertaste!) Note: the powder will leave a "radioactive trace" of color behind.

Limited time only: The $50,000 nuclear shipping charge has been waived, and only standard shipping charges apply.