Sugar, dextrose, caffeine, malic acid, artificial flavors & colors (FD&C yellow #5, #6, blue #1, red #3, #40)
Pick your nuclear powder of choice... uranium, plutonium, radium, or the new barium or strontium. Each tube of highly powerful powder is extremely delicious and safe to eat! With 90mg of caffeine per tube you can take in moderation throughout the day for smooth nuclear delivery or down a whole tube in one shot for a massive nuclear meltdown. Each powder has a sweet and tangy flavor - Plutonium Pear, Uranium Yellowcake, Radium Raspberry Lemonade, Barium Black Cherry, or Strontium Strawberry (and you don't get that nasty "radioactive" aftertaste!) Note: the powder will leave a "radioactive trace" of color behind.
Limited time only: The $50,000 nuclear shipping charge has been waived, and only standard shipping charges apply.
