How did you guys get started?
We had this goal that we wanted to make lots of money. We had plenty of ideas, but the hard part was trying to do it legally. We decided that we would be much better off (both legally and karma-wise) by getting people hooked on caffeine rather than heroin.
Isn't caffeine bad for you?
What the hell kind of question is that? Yes, it's bad for you if you ingest a lot of it, but the same thing goes for eating too many Milk Duds at the movies......You'll regret it when you've exceeded your limit. Everything in moderation. Since you asked such a brilliant question, we suggest you read the Conditions of Use on the left hand side of the page.
I want some free stuff....
That wasn't a question.....And as much as we would like to spread the joy of caffeine to the world, we would rather not go broke doing it. We've arranged it so that you can trade your money (that you earn from a job) for products that we offer. It's worked out quite well for us so far and we don't plan on screwing up a good thing.
I found a new product that you guys may want to carry...
That wasn't a question either.....But we'll address it anyway. If you do find a product out there that you think we may be interested in, go ahead and let us know. If we decide that we want to carry it, we'll send you some free goodies in return.
Why don't you guys offer overnight shipping or offer shipping through UPS or FedEx?
At one time we offered overnight shipping, however, the problem with overnight shipping is that it's....well....a pain in the ass. And it's very expensive. And if you're itching for a hit of caffeine that badly, may we suggest a drive down to your nearest coffee shop or convenience store....
The reason we only use one shipper is to keep costs down and multiple shipping companies are also a pain in the ass....
Your drink section is lacking....
Thanks. We were going to offer a variety of energy drinks, however, liquid is heavy and shipping would cost almost as much as the product itself. And the energy drink market is flooded in case you haven't noticed. We decided that we would focus more on edible caffeine products and a few energy drink mixes instead. And that wasn't a question either.....
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